A Review of Jurassic World (2015)

“Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.”

I don’t like monster movies much. Jurassic World made a lot of money though, so I thought I’d check it out.

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A Review of Jurassic World (2015)

A Spoilerific Discussion on Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

SPOILER WARNING!

This post contains major spoilers for the movie, advance no further if you’ve yet to see The Force Awakens. If you’re unsure about watching it, check out my review here.

Let’s discuss what we liked and didn’t like about this film:

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A Spoilerific Discussion on Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

A Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

“Chewie, we’re home.”

The Force Awakens may be my most anticipated movie of all time. When the opening scrolling text appeared, I instinctively didn’t read it briefly, because my mind said “I’ve read all this before”.

Regardless of what you think of Star Wars, this film is monumental; Search your feelings – you know it to be true.

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A Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

Re-watching Star Wars

In anticipation for The Force Awakens, I re-watch the movies in numerical order.

Episode I

 The Darth Maul battle at the end of this is the only reason to watch this film (ideally skip straight to it). The Phantom Menace starts strong but quickly reminds us why it’s the worst Star Wars film due to little Annie, Pod racing and little Annie Pod racing. And of course Binks.

Episode II

Attack of the Clones has great world building for fans of the franchise. Otherwise, only watch this entry for the action. What else can be said about a film whose highlight is an old man fighting a CGI puppet.

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Re-watching Star Wars